I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING
A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know
PLEASE.
My cousin Is six.I was talking to him the other day and i said What do you want to be when you’re older?
He looked at me and went “A Unicorn”
And I was like “Why is that?”
“So I can stab people with my head”
when it takes ages for your food to come
BITCH WHERE MY FOOD AT?!
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The moment when you’re on Tumblr and your parent walks up behind you and asks “What’s that?”
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So true…
so
damn true
your ship
THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY
THAT COMMENT DESCRIBES THE WHOLE TUMBLR
OMFG OMFG EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS PERFECT.
